Dear Mr. Potter,
We are pleased to inform that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Please find enclosed a list of all necessary books and equipment.
Term begins on September 1. We await your owl by no later than July 31.
You know what I can’t deal with? When I’m performing a service for somebody ie changing a watch battery or fixing a key fob and THEY FUCKING STAND RIGHT OVER ME OR ARE FREAKING TOUCHING ME GODDAMMIT. MY NO TOUCHING ZONE INCLUDES YOUR EYES MOFOS.
So apparently iCloud was hacked and pretty much every female celebrity’s nudes were leaked. I’d like to remind my followers not to post them, because they’re supposed to be private, and just because some asshole leaked them doesn’t mean you should make it worse by spreading them around.