FINGERS ARE SO IMPORTANT I CANT EVEN IMAGINE MY LIFE WITOUT MY FINGERS I AM GETTING VERY EMOTIONAL RIGHT NOW
if a girl asks you for a tampon, I dont care how much you hate that bitch if you have one you hand it over no one deserves that level of hell
I almost forgot my briefcase!
it contains important lab results
i keep getting random erections today and idk why
I guess you could say it’s been a hard day.
not my family bitch
why am i crying“Stay away of my territory”
THERE’S THE BANANA GUY